About Sleeping on the Couch?

Sleeping on the Couch? is a couples' conversation game you play in the browser. The other side throws you a problem that really does come up in relationships, you pick a reply, and the anger meter moves. Hold it together and you sleep in the bed; don't, and you're on the couch.

The whole round runs inside your browser. No signup, no email address, and our server never learns what you picked — the details are in the privacy policy.

One developer in Taiwan, working alone. No company, no team.

The idea was something you can finish in a few minutes on your own and then hand to your partner so you can roast each other. It got finished, so here it is.

Not a personality test, not relationship counselling, and backed by no science whatsoever. The result is entertainment.

The scenarios are drawn from stereotyped versions of these fights because that's where the jokes live, not because anyone has to be that way. When a real argument starts, talk to your partner, not to a web page.

Typos, questions you'd like added, a question you think is terrible, or business enquiries — email prettyfaceowner@gmail.com.

Everything gets read, though not everything gets a reply.